The imcompetency of business places astounds me nowadays! I do say, that in olden times, this never would have happend. Think of ze' French. Everything was speedily delivered, with especial importance to detail. It insults me to think how low we have sunk. Now, people forget orders!!! Imagine my mortification!

The full story for you confused readers. I convinced my entire harem to order Chinese tonight. Well, you do not what a large deal this is. Normally, we just eat Qdoba or whatever Genghis can forage! However, darling Scary will only eat dumplings, as they are "like minature burritos." I can see the resemblance somewhat. He also states that "dumplings are the shiznit", and one knows what a deal that is. But the incompetant restaurant forgot our dumplings tonight! Now, Scary is depressed, and when he becomes depressed, my entire harem sinks into a despair deeper than the blackest of black roses. I even special ordered him Queso, but that didn't even cheer him up.

You know what this means. Drastic measures. I think Genghis will take care of this restaurant of imcompetance, and Millie can as well. Oh, yay for woowoo and squiwwew. That will cheer Scary up. See, I told him squiwwew would be good for something! I should also re-load his credit card to Abercrombie. For I do love Scary, despite him having an IQ equal to a dead skunk. After all, it was he who bewitched me with his dark, curly hair, and showed me the true meaning of the Mongols... in Paris.

Oh yay! Time to plot! I do love plotting! I also got a very pretty new dress tonight for the most expensive history fundraisr in the world. Scary and co will squeal when they see it. Wish me luck on my very complicated baguette lecture tomorrow, and for now, I must depart. Scary is moaning something about black roses. Oh dear me.

Bissous,

Pru-Gertie

Thank goodness! Friday has arrived!  

I do have a lecture tomorrow, which is not wonderful however. 

Bissous, 
--Pru-Gertie