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Greetings fellow earthlings!
My name is Prudence-Gertrude Lavonia Agatha Westerhamme Moon Man. I am an esteemed historian. I graduated from the most expensive history univesity in the world. My specialities are the Mongols and ze'french. In a perfect world, peope would have the strength of the Mongols, combined with the wit and intelligence of ze'french.
My best friend is Mildred the Mad. She is an estemeed children's doctor, and godmother to my two precious children, Bean Dip and Spoon, who are very adorable, and well adjusted. Millie also conducts lab expiriments and has a rabid pet squiwwwew, whom we wuv vewy much. My darling children like to play fetch with him.
Speaking of relationships, I am slightly lenient on how many I can have! I have many gentlemen callers, all of who I adore. My first husband however, has a special place in my heart, as he bewitched me with his dark, curly hair. His name is Scary Faceless Man, and he is as dumb as a post. He loves Qdoba however, and gives it to me every year for our anniversary. He also gets lost easily, and if he goes anywhere besides Qdoba or our stately British mansion, he believes he is in Tibet. Rather traumatic, really. I also idolize his father, Mr. Globe for a Head, who brought me Genghis Khan from the steppes of Mongolia.
We have a lovely minature poodle named Sweetie-Pie n' Ice Cream, along with my others. I have Hairspray Dude, Manly Manly East Coast Man, Klaus, Hans, Slyce the Skater Dude, Genghis, Nathan Explosion, Cousin from Texas, and my newest addition, Dimitri MacBlood, whom I lurrvved at first sight. We all get along very well, especially as Cute Widdle Squiwwew keeps order.
Well, that's my life in a nutshell! I will be posting updates about my most esteemed historical tours and book readings, so stay tuned! I do love my fans!
Lots and Lots of Love.
May the French and the Mongols prosper!
P.G.A.L.W.M.M

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